Posted by Ricky on Thu, Aug 28, 2008
We want YOU for TSF!
Filed under: Behind the Scenes, Announcements, News
Theatre Strike Force is having auditions for a number of groups, which are all excellent opportunities to learn and explore improv or sketch comedy.
First is AG and the Sunday Group.
AG and the Sunday Group are TSF's premiere long form troupes. They focus on improvisation scenes with a focus on relationships and characters. Anyone who would like to become better at the art of improv should attend.
No experience is necessary! The cast includes both those with improv experience and those who did their first scene at the audition!
Long form is very much like an episode of Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm. So if you enjoy watching those shows, and always thought that you should be on them, come on out to auditions.
The audition is Tuesday, September 2, from 7:30 to 10 p.m. in room G14 in the Constans Theatre Building at UF. The only preparation you need is to bring the audition sheet: AG and Sunday Application
Next, TSF's musical troupe is looking for new talent!
Only eight months old, AM Radio is the exciting new troupe on the scene bringing laughter and music to audience's ears around Gainesville. They use long form and music to create a half hour musical on the spot!
They recently had a hugely successful performance at the GIF Summer Shuffle, which can be seen HERE. All those who are interested, those with musical experience and those without, are encouraged to attend.
AM Radio will have auditions Sunday, August 31, at 2 p.m. Meet at the information desk in the Reitz Union.
Finally, TSF is having auditions for it's new sketch arm, TSF Sketch.
TSF Sketch focuses on the writing aspect of comedy. The group will have from 6 to 10 writers who will prepare sketches for Gator Nights and other TSF events.
If you've ever laughed at Saturday Night Live and thought, "Hey, I could write that," this group is for you!
Everyone interested should fill out the application and send it to theatrestrikeforce@gmail.com by Thursday, September 4:TSF Sketch Application
Good luck to everyone!
Posted by tsfimprov on Wed, Jul 23, 2008
TSF presents: SUMMER KNIGHTS
Filed under: Improv, UF, Shows, Tips on How to Live a Life, PSA, Announcements, The Future, News

It's summer in Gainesville, and the city is on fire.
So what do we do? Do we place our hopes in an idealist politician to clean up the streets? Do we channel our fear to fight our enemies on our own terms? Or do we simply ask...
...WHY SO SERIOUS?
Come laugh away your worries with a wild night of FREE improv comedy with Theatre Strike Force. Starting Friday night, people will laugh.
Meet us at the auditorium (room 1064) in Weimer Hall, the journalism building that is located across the North Lawn from the Reitz Union. Show starts at 10 p.m., and seats are first come, first serve, so get there early!
Posted by Erik on Thu, Jul 17, 2008
Operation: Improv Storm
Filed under: Improv, UF, Shows, Announcements, The Future, News
"Mission accomplished."
Not since "premature ejaculation" have two words jumped the gun more.
We did it, troops! With four shows booked at dorms across campus, I think it's safe to say we're well on our way in liberating campus residents from the hands of tyranny... the tyranny of not having enough improv shows.

Jennings area students take the celebration to the streets. (AP)
It all begins this Sunday, July 20, at 5:30 p.m., when TSF will entertain the residents of Springs Residential Complex during an afternoon barbecue. Afterwards, we'll regroup at the Beaty Towers Commons at 8 p.m. for another show for a group of high school students.
On the evening of Wednesday, July 23, we'll move into the Murphree Area to perform as part of MAC's Alcohol Awareness program, which runs from 7:30 to 11:30 p.m.
A week later, on Wednesday, July 30, TSF will resurface at the Jennings Basement for a show at 8 p.m.
So tear down that statue of Albert A. Murphree! Paint those thumbs! Tighten the crotch harness on that flightsuit, because TSF's got a full-scale invasion on its hands!
Soon enough, we'll be kicking down your door in the middle of the night and screaming at you to watch us do improv. Now, you can enjoy shows that stretch on for years and years, with no real exit strategy. And if you thought Abu Ghraib was fun, just wait until you see what we'll do with our games "Moving Bodies" and "Slideshow!"
USA's got IRAQ; TSF's got IRHA. With any luck, our IR-- will like us better.
Stop on by, now.
Erik Voss is the president of Theatre Strike Force. He studied international relations from stall graffiti in dormitory bathrooms.
Posted by Erik on Mon, May 26, 2008
Count down the days... Strike Force'll Strike Back this July
Filed under: Improv, Tips on How to Live a Life, Announcements, News
Hey everyone,
Erik Voss here. I'm currently studying abroad in London, spending the first half of my summer visiting museums, seeing plays on the West End, frequenting pubs... and going bankrupt in the process. Since every dollar is only worth half a pound, I'm twice as bankrupt as I thought I was.
The only thing I haven't been doing is improv. None. My talk radio call-in name would be "Improv-less in London." I'm taking a much-needed hiatus from an obsessive two-year relationship with the mother of all ball-and-chains, which we know as Theatre Strike Force.
But enough creepy romance metaphors (I've got issues). The day when the Strike Force dragon wakes up from its Summer A hibernation and purges the sinful is rapidly approaching. The Summer B semester at UF begins in July, and with it, our improv class, TPP 3124, goes back into session for those overachieving upper-classmen and "special" Summer B freshmen who are stuck in town over the summer. That means improv with TSF will go from being a wet dream to an awkward reality.
So if you'll be in Gainesville this July, check out TSF. Register for the class -- it's a lot of fun and a great way to spend those long, summer days. And it's in an air conditioned acting studio in the Nadine Maguire, a cool sanctuary from the assault of swampy heat outside. We'll also be doing some after-hours jamming sessions; look out for those as well. I also want to look into doing some sketch, for all those writers out there.
We'll keep you posted. Check your e-mails, the Web site and the Facebook group for notifications about any developments over the summer, and for news about the upcoming year.
Now, back to sobbing over the heartbreaking pound/dollar exchange rate.
Though we know it's TSF that really broke my heart...
Regards,
Erik Voss
Erik Voss is the President of Theatre Strike Force, but he still makes his mother dress him every morning.
Posted by Ricky on Mon, May 26, 2008
Caption Contest
Filed under: Announcements, News
Well, now that the 18th Amendment has been repealed and photos are legal again, the Caption Contest is back!
We take the most peculiar snapshots and invite you to come up with the best caption - a phrase, a summary, a bit of dialogue, etc. So get ahead and get a move on! The submissions cut-off will be after Wednesday at midnight.

http://apps.facebook.com/theatrestrikeforce/caption01.php
The winner will recieve some prize yet-to-be-determined. Only current members in TSF are eligible for prizes, though comments are welcome from anyone.
Posted by Ricky on Mon, May 19, 2008
TSF Eats Moe Than You
Filed under: Fundraisers, Behind the Scenes, Tips on How to Live a Life, Press, News
This past Saturday, TSF was represented by 3 different teams at the Moe's Burrito Eating Contest. The teams ("EMoe's," "Team Chris Mullet," and "Theatre Strike Force") were mostly competing against themselves, as the fastest player on each team to eat 3 Moo Moo Mr. Cow burritos, won Free Burritos for a Year.
While all the members of the EMoe's and Team Chris Mullet were in it to win it, Team Theatre Strike Force did what it does best and rigged their own competition in order to guarantee team member, Filup Molina, free burritos for a year. Molina, a too old to still be in school TSF member, recently paid his way back into UF and wiped out his bank account in the process. TSF was there for him and have guaranteed that he will die young and obese, but with his appetite fully satiated.
Filup represented Strike Force well by placing fourth overall out of 150 contestants.
Check out the article I wrote about it for my reporting class:
"Kid-sized burritos too much for some at eating contest"
by RICHARD KLOPFENSTEIN
The best part about losing on purpose is how badly you get to do it.
Read on for pictures of the various methods Strike Force members used to lose.
Posted by tsfimprov on Sat, May 17, 2008
New TSF Website: Fully Operational
Filed under: Behind the Scenes, The Internets, News
You might have noticed.
Anyway, take a look around, get comfortable, this is your home now. We've finally decided to pay some attention to website design and have hopped on the current trend of fully integrating a blog into your website. Being such gloryhogs, sharing what we write with all 14000 people on the internet was a no-brainer.
The major difference with this design is that the blog is not simply for TSF's diary entries--
Dear blog,
It's hard being a not-for-profit. I think I'm quickly falling for another organization... She's brilliant, sexy, useful and rich. But alas, Google and I just come from different sides of the digital tracks (|==|==|==|==|==|==|). That kinda looks like a penis, hee.
--
TSF's such a perv. The blogs also serve as a quick way to post interactive updates for various categories. For example, if you are browsing the "Shows" page, you'll be kept up to date with upcoming shows, get a recap of some of our bigger shows from the stage perspective, and be able to leave comments telling us what you thought as well.
We've done our best to create some back log blogs (b-log blogs?) but keep revisiting the site as we'll constantly be generating more material. In the meantime, take a look around and try to get a feel for the girl.
See ya,
TSF
Posted by tsfimprov on Sat, May 17, 2008
Results are in...
Filed under: UF, Shows, Fundraisers, Behind the Scenes, Announcements, Things that are Awesome, News
Some great troupes performed, including the debut of the brand-new TSF musical troupe: AM-Radio.

At the end of the night our voices were gone and our minds were mush, but it was all worth it, because we raised $680. If you add in the $1800 (!) from our Date Auction, and money raised by individuals as well as at Relay For Life, then you get... our final total... which was.... drumroll please... ... ... I don't know exactly. BUT, I know what it was very near. Going by TSF bylaws, we round up to the nearest thousand, so... WE DID IT!!! We raised $5000 for the American Cancer Society. We are the champions... 2 Legit 2 Quit... Un Dos Tres, Ale Ale Ale.
That is by far the most money TSF has ever raised for our Relay For Life team. In fact, we were the 3rd highest grossing team (of 55) that participated. We had some extra pride walking that track this year.*
Special thanks to Catherine Alford and Samantha Kanal for all their help putting the fundraisers and events together.

*-TSF walking with pride.
Posted by Filup on Thu, May 15, 2008
Register for UF's Summer B Improv Course
Filed under: Improv, UF, Behind the Scenes, Tips on How to Live a Life, News
- You haven't picked your classes yet (really? you haven't picked your classes yet?
) - You've got any interest in learning how to do the same kind of improv that TSF does (really? you see TSF as role models?
), - You'd like to take a fun (and pretty easy) class that's also a 3000-level humanities credit (really? you want to have fun AND get gen-eds out the way?
... wait, no...
...there we go)
TPP 3124 Improvisation and Social/Political Issues
Credits: 1 to 3; can be repeated for up to 6 credits. 3rd Period, M-F. That's daily improv fun from 11am-12:15pm.
The class is taught by graduate acting students and also actual TSF performers (that's right, your teachers will be the same people who regularly offend society... and now, you can too!).
If you're not around for the Summer, feel free to register for Fall instead (or in addition). Fall improv will be Tues. & Thurs. 9th and 10th periods (4:05pm-6pm).
It's a lot of fun and a great experience. Not only did most of us learn our craft there, but many of us were introverts who were taught how to overcome stage fright and truly come out of our shells*. So hurry up and get to ISIS (here, I'll give you a boost) and I'll see ya there.
*-Of course, some turned out to be actual turtles. Very unlucky turtles.
P.S. For those of you keeping up with UF news, don't worry, this class isn't affected by budget cuts... Luckily, improvisers already have everything they need.
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